Steve MartinThinkers

Art is not art when it comes from the conscious mind.

A Celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

French (language) is wild — Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything.

The One night stand is unadvisable. One ought to get to know someone - and even be in love with them - before using them and degrading them.

Ronald Reagan is a man who can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice.

Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and natural things that money can buy.

Sex is a bad idea — it leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.