Steven WrightThinkers

Abstract art is, when taken to the extreme, like this: no brush, no paint, no canvas, you just think about it.

A Baby is the most complicated object made by unskilled labour.

Comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The Dictionary is a poem about everything.

Disney World is just a trap operated by a mouse.

Existentialism is about being where you are and taking responsibility for who you are -- be that physically or imaginatively. An existential map has 'you are here' written all over it.

Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.

Factorial is someone's attempt to make math look exciting.