Eiffel Tower

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

is the best spot from which to view Paris, mainly because it is the only place in Paris from which you can't see the damn thing.

The best view in Paris is the one from the Eiffel Tower, because it is the only place in Paris from which you can't see the damn thing.

is a muddle-headed metaphysician who by some strange streak of fortune turned out a few poems amongst the dreary flood of inanity that was his wont.