William PannapackerThinkers

The American is not in need of a standing desks. You need treadmills that hurl you into open graves the moment you stop working.

The Beard is thing that makes it difficult these days to distinguish the hipsters, the orthodox, the homeless, the simply mad, and the English professors.

Death is the new forty.

The Giraffe is not possessed of a long neck merely for eating leaves, but because they yearn to escape the earth and voyage to the stars.

The Old is a set who has lost an entire world and probably everyone who loved them when they were young.

Self-actualization is for the rich. The rest of us must content ourselves with high-fructose corn syrup.

The Zoo is important for making humans think they are free because they do not live in literal cages.