William S. GilbertThinkers

Equality is a wrongheaded — when everyone is somebody then no one's anybody

Evolution is the idea that Darwinian Man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved!

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.

Hunting would be a fine sport if only the deer had guns.

Insomnia is what you have when you lie awake all night for an hour.

Life is a pudding full of plums.

Life is the only riddle that we shrink from giving up.

Man is nature's sole mistake.

Man (human) is nature's sole mistake.

Nature's sole mistake is nature.

Old age is the happiest time in a man's life. The worst of it is, there's so little of it.