William SadgardenThinkers

The Ballot box is a most inadequate mechanism of change.

A Cloud is a sheep with no legs.

A Coach is a person who is willing to lay down your life for the good of the team.

Corruption is simply business without scruples.

Etiquette is the noise you don't make while having soup.

Farting is a habit that is cute when babies do it and disgusting when their fathers do it.

The Folk singer is someone who sings through his nose by ear.

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

Tennis is the sport where love means nothing.

Woman is a paradox who pleases when she puzzles, and puzzles when she pleases.