Wilson MiznerThinkers

30 (age) is the last of a woman's declining years. She seldom declines after thirty.

Bad temper is a quality often adhering to people who know they are in the wrong.

Being wrong is not generally signaled by good-cheer. The worst-tempered people one ever meets are generally people who know they are wrong.

Crying is full of power. A woman's tears are the most efficient water power in the world.

Doubt is distinguished from fate in that while faith is to be respected, doubt is what gets you an education.

A Drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

Gambling is a way of gelling nothing for something.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Hollywood is a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.

Life is a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Listening is not only popular everywhere, but after a while the listener knows something.