Woody AllenThinkers

60 (age) is an age after which all of us belong to the weaker sex.

The Afterlife is doubtful but it's not a bad idea to bring a change of underwear.

Art is tasked not with succumbing to despair but with finding an antidote for the emptiness of existence.

The Artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.

Atheism is, to God, the loyal opposition.

Attraction is learned by men and women in a lop-sided way. Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Basketball is just a bunch of pituitary cases stuffing a ball through a hoop.

Bisexuality offers one the advantage of doubling one's chances of a date on a Saturday night.

Capital punishment is only a preventive measure if it is administered prior to the crime.

Capital punishment is a punishment that would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

Celebrity is short-lived. One year you're a star... the next year a black hole.