An Airport is the perfect volatile mix of people in a huge hurry and people with nothing to do for hours.

The Airport is a place that has seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.

An Airport is a nonplace where you can wear sweatpants, big headphones, and a neckpillow while drinking a beer at 6am and not be judged.

Airport is a destination to which we proceed with haste so that we can glance at our watches for the next two and a half hours.

A Hotel is a place where you get out of a taxi with two suitcases and an attache case and the doorman says, "Are you checking in, sir?."

A Hotel is a place where the minute your shower temperature is adjusted somebody signals the guy next door to flush his toilet and scald you to death.

A Hotel is a place where a guest often gives up good dollars for poor quarters.

A Hotel is so expensive these days that you can go broke just sleeping.