hotel, n.All

The Hotel is where potential and sadness conduct their affair to produce renewal.

A Hotel is so expensive these days that you can go broke just sleeping.

A Hotel is a place whose owner offers you a room in which to retire at a price which enables him to.

A Hotel is a place where the minute your shower temperature is adjusted somebody signals the guy next door to flush his toilet and scald you to death.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?Because it was full

A Hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

What was the frog’s job at the hotel?Bellhop

A Hotel is a big slumber party

A Hotel is a place where you get out of a taxi with two suitcases and an attache case and the doorman says, "Are you checking in, sir?."

A Hotel is a place where a guest often gives up good dollars for poor quarters.