Bureaucracy is the only remaining contact with the dimension of the divine; its impenetrable omnipotence and very purposelessness harbors divine enjoyment.

Bureaucracy is, as the rule of no one, the modem form of despotism.

Bureaucracy is out of control — the primary function of the government is to "spew out paper."

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

Debt is about the only thing you can acquire without money.

Debt is terrible — a man in debt is caught in a net

Debt is worse than poverty — he that gets out of debt, grows rich.

Debt is not advisable. A debtor must often lie.

Email lives and dies by one's subject line. Making it personal or funny can increase your open rate 10 times or more.

Email is 20-30 times more effective in generating a purchase than any other tool.

Email is a useful device for gossiping with friends when you're in the office - and still looking busy.

Email is a means of communicating with people you don't want to talk to.

A Meeting is over when all is said and nothing is done.

A Meeting is an event whose effectiveness is in inverse proportion to the time spent in it.

A Meeting is an event that generally begins at 10am sharp and ends at 12pm dull.

A Meeting is a thing where, after all is said and done, there's a lot more said than done.