email, n.All

Email is a means of communicating with people you don't want to talk to.

Email is a useful device for gossiping with friends when you're in the office - and still looking busy.

Spam is not new -- it was first transmitted over telegraph wires in 1864.

Email is 20-30 times more effective in generating a purchase than any other tool.

Email lives and dies by one's subject line. Making it personal or funny can increase your open rate 10 times or more.