Allergy is an ailment of all but the truly poor.

An Allergy is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of a different lifeform.

An Allergy is basically a superpower that allows people to detect when plants in the vicinity are screwing.

An Allergy is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of plants.

The Bird is dame nature's minstrel.

The Bird is the only creature whose timbre changes with each tone.

The Bird is basically an air bender

The Bird is an animal for whom all dialog is a musical number.

A Flood is a superior degree of dampness.

The Flood is the original baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.

A Flood is a river too big for its bridges.