allergy, n.All

An Allergy is basically a superpower that allows people to detect when plants in the vicinity are screwing.

Dogs can be allergic to humans.

An Allergy is distinguished form an itch in this: about fifty dollars.

An Allergy is like a conspiracy theory where your body believes the air is trying to poison it

Beards are helpful against pollen or dust allergies, serving as a kind of filter.

An Allergy is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of a different lifeform.

Allergy season is getting longer and more intense each year due to climate change.

Cats are allergic to grapes, raisins, onions, garlic, and chives

An Allergy is your immune system’s irrational fears.

Allergy is an ailment of all but the truly poor.

Macadamia nuts are toxic to dogs

A tick bite can make you allergic to red meat. Lone Star ticks can induce a sudden allergy to red meat.

An Allergy is just our bodies rejecting the sexual advances of plants.