An Aquarium is a wet zoo that you walk through instead of around

An Aquarium is a submarine for fish.

An Aquarium is a seafood zoo

An Aquarium is a pet store that doesn't sell anything

A Car is a land boat

The Car is not able to be said to completely replace the horse until there are bronze statues of generals behind a steering wheel.

The Car is a device that has turned recreation into wreck-creation.

The Car is a device less in need of fourwheel drive as a foresighted driver.

Friendship is not something you get; rather it is something you give.

Friendship is a roller coaster — He who seeks a constant friend goes to the cemetery.

Friendship is good — better a stranger made a friend than a friend made a stranger

Friendship is to do unto some one that which you would not allow him to do unto you.