marriage, n.All

Sometimes I wake up grumpyother times I let her sleep

Marriage is a good marriage when it is the union of 2 good forgivers.

My wife complained that I never lift a finger around the houseSo I did: the middle one

Marriage is a enormously repulsive presumption that the world should consist all in couples, each couple in its own little house, watching its own little interests and stewing in its own little privacy.

Marriage is a great institution, but who is really ready for an institution.

Marriage is a duel to the death which no man of honor should decline.

Marriage is a bond whose essence is ethical love, a kind of love which unlike sexual love and free from the disrupting influence of passion, is not contingent.

Marriage is a fight to the death, before which the wedded couple ask a blessing from heaven, because it is the rashest of all undertakings to swear eternal love.

Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others.

Marriage is a core institution of societies throughout the world and throughout history. It's something that has provided permanence and stability for our very social structure.