An Airport is the perfect volatile mix of people in a huge hurry and people with nothing to do for hours.

The Airport is a place that has seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.

An Airport is a nonplace where you can wear sweatpants, big headphones, and a neckpillow while drinking a beer at 6am and not be judged.

Airport is a destination to which we proceed with haste so that we can glance at our watches for the next two and a half hours.

Civilization is a religion whose incense is gasoline.

Civilization is true civilization when it provides that every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.

Civilization is a path paved with tax receipts.

Civilization's every monument is a monument of barbarism

A Hospital is a disease casino.

A Hospital is a building full of people having the best day, the worst day, the first day, or the last day of their life.

A Hospital is an institution that is dedicated to the cure of disease, and modesty.

A Hospital is a bleak hotel that charges luxury rates for spartan rooms and notoriously bad cuisine.