restaurant, n.All

The Restaurant is, when great, nothing but a mouth brothel.

The Restaurant is an establishment where the longer the description on the menu, the less you will get on your plate.

The Restaurant is an establishment where, roughly speaking, the more one pays for food, the more sweat and spittle one is obliged to eat with it, because sound food is sacrificed to punctuality and smartness.

A Restaurant is, in New York and Hollywood, a public conference room frequented by media heels making deals over meals.

A Restaurant is an institution for the distribution of indigestion.

Waitress: 'Do you have any questions about the menu?"Me: 'Yes, What kind of font is this?'

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any timeSo I ordered French toast during the Renaissance

Baboons were once trained by Egyptians to wait on tables.

A Restaurant is the only place where people are happy to be fed up.

Restaurant is a mouth brothel.

New York City is home to more more French restaurants than Paris

A Restaurant is public establishment where they sell indigestion.