Accident is a nonsense term — in a world without purposes the word 'accident' carries no meaning.

The Accident is always better when it happens to others — each one that happens to others is one you avoided.

The Accident mostly happens accidentally.

Accident is a condition where presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

Adventure is an event out of the ordinary without being necessarily extraordinary.

Adventure is not to say "always" but to say "immediately".

Adventure is just a romantic name for trouble.

Adventure is stepping through brand-new doors with your mouth shut and your eyes wide open.

A Career is a job that has gone too long.

A Career is wonderful, but one can't curt up with it on a cold night.

A Career is any job that starts after 10 a.m.

A Career is a job that has gone on too long.

Childhood is to be nurtured — Nature wishes children to be children before they are men.

Childhood is not supposed to be happy — The happy childhood is hardly worth your while.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.