Romance is the combination of something that is strange with something that is secure.
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My wife left me because when she told me she wanted more excitement in the bedroom . . .I bought one of those beds that look like a racing car
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My wife left me because she said I'm not romantic and festive enough.I attached some mistletoe to my belt buckle, but it seems that's not what he had in mind
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Romance is that which begins beside a splashing waterfall at a summer resort and ends beside a leaky faucet in the kitchen sink.
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