Contract is an agreement made up of big words and little type.

A Contract is a deceptive document — The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

A Contract is worthless if not written — a verbal contract is not worth the paper it's printed on.

A Contract is a document written by lawyers for lawyers in order to make people immediately realise that they cannot do without lawyers.

Flight is impossible — Man will never fly. Not in a thousand years.

Flight is unnatural — if God had really intended men to fly, He'd make it easier to get to the airport.

Flight is, by necessity, aesthetic — a plane must be beautiful if it is to fly well.

Flight is the safest thing in the world - it's crashing that is dangerous.

A Party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.

A Party is just a meeting if there's no cake.

A Party is the bringing together of people who have nothing to say to each other and doing it extremely well.

A Party is just a bunch of people in their 20s posing for a photo that nobody is taking.