party, n.All

A nice way to fire someone is to throw them a surprise going-away party

A Party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.

A Party is never boring when regarded as field work in cultural anthropology.

A Party is just a meeting.

A Party is never fun unless seasoned with folly.

A Party is a gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don'tThe trouble is, they're usually married to each other

A Party is best not given if you'll be the most interesting person there.

A Party is just a bunch of people in their 20s posing for a photo that nobody is taking.

A Party is just a meeting if there's no alcohol.