A Battery is, much like breasts, an object that gets smaller the more A's it has.

A Battery is essentially canned electricity.

The Battery is the most dramatic object because while other things break, batteries die.

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Bread is just straight people cake -

Bread is sandwich clothes.

Bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.

A Coupon is the small bait fish that a seller loses to catch a larger one

A Coupon is like a relationship. You generally keep them long past their expiration date.

A Coupon is a cheat code for shopping