bread, n.All

Bread is just an edible plate upon which to eat other foods

Pumpernickel is translated from an old German word meaning "goblin fart."

Bread is incomplete pizza

Bread is bacteria farts

Bread is an army's greatest ally, for the soldier marches no further than his stomach.

Bread is an invention by the bread company for you to buy more bread

Bread makes all sorrows less.

Bread is acoustic toast

Bread is just straight people cake -