An Airport is the perfect volatile mix of people in a huge hurry and people with nothing to do for hours.

The Airport is a place that has seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.

An Airport is a nonplace where you can wear sweatpants, big headphones, and a neckpillow while drinking a beer at 6am and not be judged.

Airport is a destination to which we proceed with haste so that we can glance at our watches for the next two and a half hours.

Childhood is to be nurtured — Nature wishes children to be children before they are men.

Childhood is not supposed to be happy — The happy childhood is hardly worth your while.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

A Fever is your own body overclocking for better performance against a disease.

A Fever is basically your body’s version of “kill it with fire”

Fever is a change in body temperature that decreases a doctor's sleep, but increases his income.

A Fever is like a sunburn. Only it's on the inside.