An Audience is just coughing bastards.

An Audience is play watched from the stage.

An Audience is a collection of people willing to pay to be bored.

The Audience is crucial to art — To have great poets, there must be great audiences, too.

The Committee is so terribly bureaucratic that one day soon someone will appoint a committee to designate a task force to assemble a working group to pick a new name for a committee.

A Committee is often counterproductive — Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes a team to really mess things up.

A Committee is a waste of time — the optimum committee has no members.

A Committee is the best way to slow progress.

The Crowd is always wrong. Wisdom is doing everything it does not do.

The Crowd is always a mass grave that death never visited.

A Crowd is not company.

The Crowd is chaotic by nature — Nothing is so uncertain or so inestimable as the disposition of a crowd.

A Doctor is someone who takes your wallet before he'll take your pulse.

The Doctor is an enemy of God: he battles against death.

A Doctor is a person who acts like a humanitarian and charges like a plumber.

The Doctor is a person who takes out a stethoscope and listens to your wallet.