Advice is often sought merely as a guise for seeking corroboration.

Advice is meaningless to one who is determined — A determined heart will not be counseled.

Advice is useless — A wise man doesn't need advice, and a fool won't take it.

Advice is crap — Don't offer me advice; give me money.

A Discovery is great, if it is a fact whose appearance in science gives rise to shining ideas, whose light dispels many obscurities and shows us new paths.

Discovery is secondary to persuasion — In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs.

Discovery is seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.

Discovery is the ability to be puzzled by simple things.

Hospitality is a blessing — use hospitality one to another without grudging.

Hospitality is supposed to be messy — When it becomes an art it loses its very soul.

Hospitality is blessed — Anybody who believes in Allah and the Last Day should not harm his neighbor, & should entertain his guest generously.

Hospitality is primarily about adopting a hospitable attitude — It is a sin against hospitality to open the doors and shut up the countenance.

A Joke is like sex… it ain't any good if you don't get it

A Joke is born when the punchline becomes apparent

The Joke is the cayenne of conversation.

The Joke is always a tiny revelation.