advice, n.All

Advice is judgment by the way in which we present our problem.

Never stand under a pumpkin tree.

Never look for a husband; look for a single man.

Advice is like medicine... the better it is, the nastier to take.

Advice is asked in vein when asked by those who will not follow it.

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

Advice is effective when the recipient has come to believe that he thought the thought of it himself.

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.

Advice is like a good dinner: one assimilates it.

Advice is always also supplemented by an implicit threat, just as a threat always contains an implicit piece of advice.

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.