Blue jeans is the most spectacular invention; the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity.

Blue jeans is vulgar — they should be worn by farm girls milking cows.

Blue jeans is a kind of clothing that goes with everything even though blue pants don’t.

Blue jeans is the most beautiful things since the gondola.

The Face is the most entertaining surface on earth.

The Face is a book where men may read strange matters.

The Face is an exercise in fractal curves.

The Face is the soul of the body.

Friendship is not something you get; rather it is something you give.

Friendship is a roller coaster — He who seeks a constant friend goes to the cemetery.

Friendship is good — better a stranger made a friend than a friend made a stranger

Friendship is to do unto some one that which you would not allow him to do unto you.

Furniture is cumbersome stuff that we fill our rooms with and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge.

Furniture is rarely the only overstuffed thing in the home.

Furniture is yet another thing that wives like to push around.

Furniture is of three kinds: antique, modern and comfortable.