Family is organized around the most damaged person in it.

A Family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

A Family is like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.

The Family is a group of people no two of whom like their breakfast eggs cooked the same way.

Friendship is not something you get; rather it is something you give.

Friendship is a roller coaster — He who seeks a constant friend goes to the cemetery.

Friendship is good — better a stranger made a friend than a friend made a stranger

Friendship is to do unto some one that which you would not allow him to do unto you.

Furniture is cumbersome stuff that we fill our rooms with and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge.

Furniture is rarely the only overstuffed thing in the home.

Furniture is yet another thing that wives like to push around.

Furniture is of three kinds: antique, modern and comfortable.

A Garden is simple to make — you need only a piece of land and eternity.

The Garden is the best place to seek god. You can dig for him there.

A Garden is a thing we cultivate, and it cultivates us.

The Garden is the poor man's apothecary.