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My wife left me for spending our life savings on an oversized photographI told her she should look at the bigger picture

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The Photograph is a mad image, a temporal hallucination that caricatures not figure, but time itself. It is a hallucination on the one hand in that 'it is not there,' on the other 'but it has indeed been'.

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What kind of photos do teeth take?Toothpics

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the First photograph was taken in 1821 by Frenchman Nicephore Niepce

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photograph meme
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A Photograph is a meeting place where the interests of the photographer, the photographed, the viewer and those who are using the photograph are often contradictory.

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The Photograph is a furnisher of evidence. Something seems proven when we're shown a photograph of something we have heard about or doubt.

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A Photograph is a little better than the work of an apache, but not quite so good as that of a cheyenne.

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A Photograph is a partial object, a collection of little features which delight and which are able to flatter certain fetishes in us.

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The Photograph is a motionless image... this does not mean only that the figures it represents do not move... it means that they do not emerge and they do not leave: They are anesthetized and fastened down, like butterflies.

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