The Cigarette is the only legal product that, when used as directed, causes death.

The Cigarette is time measured out in small mounds of ash.

The Cigarette is all about its disheveled setting: dry and hazy.

A Cigarette is a warm blanket for your brain.

Coffee is a cup of "Get shit done"

Coffee is a liquid cigarette.

Coffee is but a noxious berry, born to keep used-up folks awake.

Coffee is the drug of the intellectual.