The Blueberry is just a pea holding its breath.

The Blueberry is like a Russian roulette of sweet, sour, and mushy.

Coffee is a cup of "Get shit done"

Coffee is a liquid cigarette.

Coffee is but a noxious berry, born to keep used-up folks awake.

Coffee is the drug of the intellectual.

Defeat is not always a bad thing — There are defeats more triumphant than victories.

Defeat is worse than death, because you have to live with defeat.

Defeat is always and only self-defeat — you are never defeated unless you defeat yourself.

Defeat is oddly energizing — a defeated wrestler is not tired of wrestling.

Granola is oat jerky.

Granola is cold cobbler.

Granola is chocolate chips with obstacles.

Granola is a deconstructed oatmeal cookie.