hamburger, n.All

The hamburger was invented in 1900

A Hamburger is just a flat meatball

400-quarter pounders can be made from 1 cow.

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?They’re great at the plate

Hamburgers were called "liberty steaks" during WWII because “hamburger” sounded a little too German.

The average fast-food burger contains meat from 55 different cows.

What’s a hamburger’s favorite story to read?Hansel and Gristle

A Hamburger is an extremely wounded cow

A Hamburger is a farm reunion

A Hamburger is rape culture in a meal

The Hamburger is companionable and faintly erotic, the nipple of the Goddess, the bountiful belly-ball of Eve.

What do they teach in hamburger math courses?The meatric system

A Hamburger is just an american taco.

A Hamburger is a horizontal taco

The Hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes.