Agreement leaves us inactive, whereas contradiction makes us productive.

Agreement is due only to universal misunderstanding. If, by some misfortune, we understood each other, we would never agree.

Agreement is a dangerous sign — the fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Agreement is generally misperceived as wisdom — if you want people to think you wise, just agree with them.

A Calendar's days are numbered.

A Calendar is a device that ensures that your days are numbered.

A Calendar is not a thing that actually tells you what day it is. It just gives you a list of options to choose from.

A Calendar is a method of reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

A Clock is a map for the fourth dimension.

A Clock is a device that always records the time of its death.

A Clock is a metronome ticking at 60bpm

The Clock's perfection is not to go fast, but to be accurate.

Documentation is the castor oil of programming ... Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.

Documentation is always a risk — don't put anything in writing that you wouldn't want to see in print.

Documentation is the way the program used to be, or perhaps the way it should have been

Documentation is instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.