The Father is an ATM machine in trousers.

A Father is a guy who is working his son’s way through college.

A Father is not one who teaches you how to live. Rather, he lives and lets you watch him do it.

The Father is as overrated as the child — as fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.

Fear is the fire that melts Icarian wings.

Fear is many-eyed.

Fear is the parent of cruelty.

Fear is the mother of superstition.

Golf is outdoor billiards on a grander scale.

Golf is just an expensive way of walking.

Golf is a game where the less skilled the player is, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

Golf is a sport you take up to keep yourself in the pink and then give up to keep yourself out of the red.

Grass is earth fur

Grass is hard and lumpy and damp, and full of dreadful black insects.

Grass is the forgiveness of nature - her constant benediction.

Grass is a connection — a blade of grass hyphenates earth to sky.