golf, n.All

Minigolf is orignally a roof-top game --- In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one

Golf balls have 336 dimples.

Golf is at a competitive level, played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course: The space between your ears.

Golf is a game whose object is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.

Golf balls are constant evolving --- before 1850 they were made of leather and were stuffed with feathers

I went golfing this morning and made a hole in oneToo bad it was in a windshield

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: The most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

Golf is the only sport to have been played on the moon