A Battery is, much like breasts, an object that gets smaller the more A's it has.

A Battery is essentially canned electricity.

The Battery is the most dramatic object because while other things break, batteries die.

Electricity is just Thomas Edison sauce

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is responsible for having made the world of matter a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time.

Electricity is that invention before which getting coal from Santa wouldn’t have been that bad.