Agreement leaves us inactive, whereas contradiction makes us productive.

Agreement is due only to universal misunderstanding. If, by some misfortune, we understood each other, we would never agree.

Agreement is a dangerous sign — the fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Agreement is generally misperceived as wisdom — if you want people to think you wise, just agree with them.

A Calendar's days are numbered.

A Calendar is a device that ensures that your days are numbered.

A Calendar is not a thing that actually tells you what day it is. It just gives you a list of options to choose from.

A Calendar is a method of reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Contract is an agreement made up of big words and little type.

A Contract is a deceptive document — The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

A Contract is worthless if not written — a verbal contract is not worth the paper it's printed on.

A Contract is a document written by lawyers for lawyers in order to make people immediately realise that they cannot do without lawyers.