Breakfast is the optimistic meal, in which the whole meal is ahead of one.

Breakfast is no time for wit — Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day — all happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

Breakfast is a time when people are still connected to their dreams, focused inward, and not yet ready to engage with the world around them.

Coffee is a cup of "Get shit done"

Coffee is a liquid cigarette.

Coffee is but a noxious berry, born to keep used-up folks awake.

Coffee is the drug of the intellectual.

A Deadline is essential to fulfilling goals — a goal without a deadline is just a dream.

The Deadline is the terrible anvil on which one forges one's style.

The Deadline is best loved for the wooshing noise it makes as it goes by.

The Deadline is motivating — a deadline has a wonderful way of concentrating the mind.

Interruption is that alone which brings true enjoyment to sleep, health and wealth.

An Interruption is easy to provoke — If you would like to get your wife's attention - just look comfortable!

Interruption is generally hated, except if it be by applause.

Interruption is appreciated only by the one doing it. There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.