traffic, n.All

Roundabouts reduce fatalities from accidents by 72-82%. They also lower wait times and save gas.

Traffic is a lot of cars moving fast until your car joins them

Wealthy Russians hire fake ambulances with luxury interiors for $200 an hour to get through traffic.

Traffic is so bad these days that instead of getting a ticket for parking you ought to get a medal.

Traffic in London is as slow as it was when people were driving carriages a century ago

Traffic is so bad these days if your car stalls on the highway, it's no problem, you just blend in with the normal traffic flow.

Why is a traffic light red?You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day

Traffic is a problem easily solved — just keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets

Traffic is so bad these days that we'll soon have no-way streets.

Traffic is so bad these days that a Sunday driver is someone who doesn't have to be back at work until the following Tuesday.

Traffic is just a buffering system that the matrix uses to load our surroundings.

Traffic is so bad these days that it's easier to star on Broadway than it is to cross it.