Bureaucracy is the only remaining contact with the dimension of the divine; its impenetrable omnipotence and very purposelessness harbors divine enjoyment.

Bureaucracy is, as the rule of no one, the modem form of despotism.

Bureaucracy is out of control — the primary function of the government is to "spew out paper."

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

A Drought is when it is so dry the ducks forget how to swim.

A Drought is when it is so dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

A Drought is when it is so dry the Baptists are sprinkling, the Methodists are spitting, and the Catholics are giving rain checks.

Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out

Dust is just a country accent.

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture.

Dust is insidious interloping particles of evil that turn a home into a battle zone.