Accident is a nonsense term — in a world without purposes the word 'accident' carries no meaning.

The Accident is always better when it happens to others — each one that happens to others is one you avoided.

The Accident mostly happens accidentally.

Accident is a condition where presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

The Auction is a tricky place — a hasty remark sometimes gets a man in trouble, especially at an auction.

An Auction is a place where, if you aren’t careful, you’ll get something for nodding.

An Auction is the only place you get something for nodding.

Chance is the providence of adventurers.

Chance is the law of nature — Everything existing in the universe is the fruit of chance and necessity.

Chance is what we call it when God does not wish to sign His work.

Chance is the fool's name for Fate.

A Deadline is essential to fulfilling goals — a goal without a deadline is just a dream.

The Deadline is the terrible anvil on which one forges one's style.

The Deadline is best loved for the wooshing noise it makes as it goes by.

The Deadline is motivating — a deadline has a wonderful way of concentrating the mind.