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Trivia.com

People with high anxiety may be beneficial to have around in an emergency. Anxious people tend to be faster at detecting/reacting to threats and more effective at alerting others.

Dad Joke.com

Why are women and children always the first ones to get evacuated on a emergency situation?So men may think on a solution in silence

Definition.com

Emergency is a condition of things requiring one to think like a millstream, look like an idiot and act like an earthquake.

Trivia.com

The distress signal " S.O.S. " doesn·t actually stand for anything.

Dad Joke.com

Where do snowmen go in a medical emergency?The ICY-U

Definition.com

Emergency is an oft-exaggerated word — Had there been an actual emergency, you would no longer be here.

One-Liner.com

Having someone respond to a medical emergency has gotten sooo expensive. Maybe instead of sending a Para Medics they should only send one.