battery

button

battery, button, diary, elastic, envelope, medal, passport, photograph, receipt, revolver, ribbon, secret, string, tape, warranty

is, much like breasts, an object that gets smaller the more A's it has.

is the most dramatic object because while other things break, batteries die.

Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.

is infinitely more fun to press when you’re not supposed to press it.

is that through which we see our self as no one else cares to see us.

To see one's self as no one else cares to see us.

is a book that describes the birth, effulgence and disappearance of pimples.

A book that describes the birth, effulgence and disappearance of pimples.

is not usually worth reading --- it's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you. — Mae West

is the coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.