Accident is a nonsense term — in a world without purposes the word 'accident' carries no meaning.

The Accident is always better when it happens to others — each one that happens to others is one you avoided.

The Accident mostly happens accidentally.

Accident is a condition where presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

A Coincidence is a convergence through contiguity or similarity of causally unconnected events.

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Coincidence's forces are continually shaping us.

Coincidence is so commonplace that having no unusual coincidence is far more unusual than any coincidence could possibly be.

A Contradiction is two lies disputing the roadway.

A Contradiction is a head-on collision in which two trains of thought telescope each other.

Contradiction is ever equally mysterious to wise folks as to fools.

Contradiction is a method by which we can avoid conforming to our own taste.