Things Civilization Runs On Without Naming

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 lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vocabulary

is the longest distance between two driven points.

is a straight road which turns on the charm.

 lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vocabulary.

is preferable, even if 20 mintues, to waiting in traffic for 10 minutes.

I'd rather take a 20 minute detour than wait 10 minutes in traffic.

is tied to human nature -- That's what we all do: endlessly take the long way around.

That's what we all do: endlessly take the long way around.

is always bothersome --- all roads lead to Rome, and all detours lead to profanity.

DETOUR 217 DIAGNOSIS DETOUR All roads lead to Rome, and all detours lead to profanity.