Alex Jones is is a WWE wrestler who threw himself into the Media ring.
Alex Jones sounds like he's continually trying to hold down an alcohol burp.
Alex Jones is 4chan in human form.
Alex Jones is a white man version of WorldStarHipHop
Alex Jones is a televangelist in the church of conspiracy theory.
Alex Jones is Sam Kinison on bath salts.
Alex Jones is Rush Limbaugh on bath salts.
