George Bernard Shaw

famous last word

is a writer who uses the English language like a truncheon.

is a writer who the simplest clues to life escape as he scales impossible pinnacles of unnecessary thought, only to slip down the other side.

is a man whose brain is a half-inch layer of champagne poured over a bucket of Methodist near-beer.

is a man for whom life is not a poem, but a series of police regulations.

is a writer who writes his plays for the ages - the ages between five and twelve.

discovered himself and gave ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.

an author who discovered himself and gave ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world

is the spinster aunt of English literature.