Gerald Ford

is like the guy in a science-fiction movie who is first to see the Creature.

Gerald Ford looks like the guy in a science-fiction movie who is first to see the Creature.

is a nice guy but he played too much football with his helmet off.

Gerald Ford is a nice guy but he played too much football with his helmet off.

is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Gerald Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

is unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.

's re-election campaign is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Intervening in Gerald Ford's re-election campaign is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

is what Richard Nixon gave us when he impeached himself.

Richard Nixon impeached himself. He gave us Gerald Ford as his revenge.

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